Zach

A real stand up guy

Person: hey guys did you hear about Zach hitting kids?
Zach: what can I say I'm a nice guy

by TheLooch July 12, 2023

Zach

A retard who should trim their eyebrows and gets no girls. Zach has a dark side to him once you get to know him. He loves humping.

Zach loves to hump blonde girls.

by TSVWCR July 31, 2024

Zach

Periodt ahh period uhh ahh nigga

Damn Zach, are you on your period uhh? 👅

by Xelyz August 7, 2024

Zach

The keeper of children in his basement, and prison wallet.

besides the keeping of children, he is also very gay and enjoys having alot of coitus with men.

guy 1: Have you seen Zach?
guy 2: That guy who likes to keep children up his prison wallet and is also really gay?
guy 1: Yea that guy.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

Zach

One of the most corny fellas you'll ever meet. Never Fails to make you cringe at his cornyness and ruins your day without fail.

Dang, my day is ruined! Zach talked to me!!

by KennyKimmy December 19, 2023

Zach

Zach is the best guy you could ever meet he is sweet, caring, protective sometimes but can also be a little bit of a jerk but he's always joking. He is secretive but the best guy to talk to and would definitely be the best boyfriend

Mikayla: Zach is the best ever he always supports me
Corah: Wow your so lucky to have Zach!

by Wolflin December 20, 2023

Zach

Someone that is a mayor of the town stupid

“Did you hear Zach is a mayor”

“What town”

“Stupid town”

by Meow564 February 5, 2024