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Block your ass

adding a foreign object up the anus and into the rectum in order to clog
Moon is going to block your ass if you're not careful!
by Master the Ass 4000 September 27, 2022
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jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
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bacon in your ass

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”
Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.
by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019
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Demon bit your ass

When a negative though disturbs your self worth or makes you feel so shitty you wish you didn't exist
by LoneWanderess December 25, 2019
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Horrible? YOUR ASS!

Horrible? YOUR ASS! Is used when exactly a person which could be your sibling, parents, cousin, aunt, friends or anyone that say a beautiful thing/cute thing is horrible, then you answer back with an "horrible? Your ass" in order to disagree with the person
Classmate 1: That boy's outfit is HORRIBLE!

Me: Horrible? YOUR ASS! that is beautiful, fits him a lot!
by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS January 19, 2023
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Your Ass

(n.)/(adj.)
1.Your Ass is grass.(Usually used when addressing males.)
2.Your Ass is on fire girl!!! (Usually used when addressing females.)

Sometimes pronounced in the Ebonic language: Yo Ass, or Yo Ayyzsss!.
(masculine)
Son, go mow your ass.

Your ass is growing greener everyday.

That Cow eats your ass.

Simba, we become your ass, and then the antelope eats your ass. This is the great circle of life.

She loves to get up, go outside, and smell the sweet smell of your ass in the morning.

She loves to get naked, go outside, and lay down on your ass.

Your ass turns yellow in the Winter.

(feminine)
Dayum! I better pull out my hose and put out Your Ass Girl! Cuz itz a Fyah'!!!! Mnn! WOOH!

Your ass was so hot it burned my britches clear off!

Girl!!! Mnnn! Your ass is hotter than the sun I'm gonna have to pull out my 10inch telescope and inspect it!

Your ass can burn my log any day!
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
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