Woke up in the ghetto

Meaning 1: Waking up with your head at the foot of the bed. The upper part of the bed is generally where you lay. It is considered more luxurious because of pillows, stuffed animals, etc, therefore being "wealthy". The foot of the bed typically doesn't have anything adorning it, so therefore it is "poor", thus being the ghetto. Can also be referred to as "Christopher Columbusing", as you are in a place you haven't been in before.

Meaning 2: You woke up in the actual ghetto of a city.

Guy 1: "Dude I was so wasted last night. I woke up in the ghetto this morning.

Guy 2: At least you didn't actually wake up in the ghetto.

Guy 3: I'm always Christopher Columbusing. I party every night.

by 1364gds February 12, 2014

and then you woke up

A way of saying you're dreaming

This hella nasty dude said he wanted to go out with me. I said back "And then you woke up."

by adrianna June 22, 2004

woke mind virus

A neurological disease that causes people to become woke liberals. Symptoms include:
-being LGBT
-using pronouns
-dyed hair
-frequenting Starbucks
-hating traditional values like chewing tobacco and epic bacon
-easily getting offended by everything
-worshiping Obama

Bajookieland and Turkmenistan are the few countries with no cases of the woke mind virus. Therefore, if you visit those places, you will have no chance of getting infected.

"In my country, Bajookieland, no one's even heard of being woke. ... the emperors of Bajookieland cut off all access to the Internet from our country; and no Internet means no chance of getting infected with the woke mind virus."

by Built the Obamids April 24, 2023

stay woke

stay skinny

ur so woke! stay woke!

by queen elmor March 1, 2022

WOKE GOD

A person gifted with the power of the third eye. Ever since birth the person has been gifted the power of seeing what is unseen. Recent has had a cult created to worship this god. The so-called God has to power to "Awoken" his/her followers so they too can be "WOKE"

Person 1: I got a 3/50 on this test. Can you help me?
Person 2: You haven't meet the WOKE GOD have you? you cunt.

by Cult of the WoKE GoD March 8, 2017

Woke mind virus

A term created by right wing politicians that lable people who disagree with their beliefs and ideologies, because like the left and all other political parties and affiliations, only they are right and everyone else are mentally ill.

People who use this phrase immediately invalidate their arguments because this is genuinely one of the stupidest label ever invented

Tom: "Did you here that Katie is Trans? He goes by Kyle now"
Rob: "damn, another person infected with the woke mind virus. The west has truly fallen"
Tom: "you sound so fuckong stupid right now"

by Sexymf333 August 23, 2023

Woke Mind Virus

A phrase used by the alt-right, fascists, Republicans, conservatives and various other right-wingers to imply that a concern for an issue is symptomatic of mental illness. The concerns that might lead to accusations of having the virus are typically liberal or left-wing in nature and particularly those of social justice regarding minority groups are most likely to provoke this accusation. Typically concerns regarding causes or issues conservatives care about never lead to accusations of being infected by the woke mind virus although it is such a nebulous term that it can and has been leveled by conservatives at other conservatives over slight differences in opinions.

This term has led to the disuse of the term "political correctness" which preceded it and likewise could be used to refer to anything the accuser disliked.

"EVERY RESTAURANT IS INFECTED WITH THE WOKE MIND VIRUS. RHEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave again. You can't just call your waiter the n-word."

by HotLocalSinglesInYourArea May 29, 2023