Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018

Weasel

1. A FUCKING ANIMAL
2. The world's greatest Ron.

1. (Man one) Did you see that weasel.
(Man two) A weasel! Where! I'm alergic!
2. EVERYONE LOVES RON.

by Seymour the Ham Steamer June 12, 2018

Weasel my diesel

Weasel my diesel

Oh please weasel my diesel

by Pro-weaseler May 9, 2018

Whesely

Wesely but longer

Damn that's not tall enough to be just a Wesely. That's a Whesely.

by Fill Lanthropist March 28, 2019

weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.

“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”

by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020

Weasel

Someone who goes behind your back to tell on you or snitch.

That weasel, Jimmy went behind our backs.

by AshKetchep February 2, 2022

The weasels

A very serious disease in which you get infested with weasels.

"I hear that Darby got the weasels yesterday..."
"Atleast its not Herpes!

by kaykaykaykaykaykay January 15, 2011