Whatever

A weird way to say "Hello" in the ship of fools server

Whatever, Fellow fool!

by Meckabone March 7, 2023

whateversplain

Kinda like mansplaining but I ain’t trying to find out how or what you identify.

MAGA guy: “Hey, those people at the Capitol building were just protesting

Normal human being: Thanks for whateversplaining it to me.

by Royale.w.Cheez March 16, 2023

Whatever

A shitty rock band that consists of 3...sorry 4 complete fucking retards. I thought it was 3 because the sexy bassist named McSweeney moved to Ohio without warning. The other fucktards are Rob, Caleb, and Braylon. Braylon is hot as fuck, Caleb is underage, and Rob is the ugliest Motherfucker I've ever seen with my own 3 eyes.

Steve - Hey dude did you hear the new Whatever song?

Roger - Pukes and agressivly shits himself

by Definenitly not Swose March 21, 2023

Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

whatever

fuck you but polite and non-vulgar

mom: youre always on that phone
me: whatever

by Xeries August 22, 2024

whatever flicks your bean

Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.

First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.

Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society”

by ShowboatingSnakeCharmer September 27, 2023

WHATEVER

When someone is full of shit but trying to make you believe what they are saying to be the God's honest truth, but you are not going to waist your time to even argue the subject.

Person 1: My mom sold my bottles to the Crack dealer before I even turned one.

Person 2: WHATEVER!!!

Girl: WHATEVER!

by Pavement Princess October 9, 2023