Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."
by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017
Get the a weekend with the parentsmug. A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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Get the First weekend of maymug. Amy couldn’t wait to use the phat weekend for a quick getaway to the beach. She was going to invite her crew!
by Whitword March 24, 2023
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Get the Link Weekendmug. When you go racing in your “Race Car” on the weekends bc it’s really the only time you have to do anything.
This is my Weekend Warrior, I only drive it on the weekends…Bc I have more important shit to do, like paying my bills.
by YesYouAreAnNPClol September 16, 2025
Get the Weekend Warriormug.