by moorecholeplease May 27, 2021
A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.
She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.
by breast fixation June 13, 2011
When you take a hit out of a bong through your eye socket and directly into your brain, resulting in "Infra-green vision" which allows you to see everything in different shades of green and trippiness.
I took a giant bong rip through my eye and had infra-green vision for three weeks and had the craziest munchies.
by A_D•420• February 09, 2015
Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing
The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.
The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.
The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
by lastfrontiermama October 30, 2016
When you're about to bang a chick that's going to trouble and you beat off and blow a load and gain instant clarity
That fifty year old human resources director was all over me at the holiday party and I went for a Vision Clear and went to bathroom and thank God I didn't do anything
by BobbyDylanOpus April 04, 2021
Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!
by Blueyfan March 03, 2023
by DirkaD October 31, 2009