Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 03, 2005

uncle doodle

one of the many other names of the penis.

Your uncle doodle is so small!!!

by homosexualsapien August 09, 2010

Uncle Torrence

Another name for BitTorrent, particularly in reference to getting a pirate copy of music/films/etc.

We don't get that TV show here, but my Uncle Torrence has got it for me, good old Uncle Torrence

by Oosh October 10, 2009

Uncle Enore

noun:

the last living GOD; creator of heaven and Ass; creator of Man Juice; creator of the Bartholin glands; creator of nipples; creator of the G Spot; creator of Suction; creator of Spooge; creator of the Gluteal Cleft; creator of Tongues; creator of Swallowing; creator of Breasticles; creator of Pussy; creator of Clitoris; creator of Labia Majora; eater of all things Pussy; eater of all things Ass; appreciator of all things Moist and Girl;

Mythology surrounding Uncle Enore has it that he has earned all his wings, and is never afraid of girls.

syn:

Unc Am What He Am; crippled old hippy; curmudgeon; analinguist; cunnalinguist;

I AM A GOD! A GOD, I TELL YOU...um...I mean...HE is a GOD...god like...um...you get what I'm sayin' here...

Uncle Enore not only INVENTED oral sex, he has raised it to a highly disgusting art form.

by Uncle Enore February 05, 2010

Uncle gugemiser

Sexual act in which the freezes his excrement in a plastic bag for a one week period. Afterwards, the plastic wrap is removed, and the woman uses it as a penetration device for masturbation.

Man: Hey babes, wanna do an UNCLE GUGEMISER?
Woman: Hell yeah!

- 1 Week later -

Man: Awww yeahh
Woman: OH MY GOD ITS MELTING!

by Gugemiser August 26, 2011

An Uncle Bailey

A sick perverted comments made, an action that crossed every line your mother ever taught you, an act so gross that all you could do was shrug your shoulders and say, "Oh, he/she pulled an Uncle Bailey" and shudder.
The initials "UB" also count.

After seeing a friend knowingly drink a spit-filled beverage..
Having a friend climb in bed with you..
Someone making a crude referance to something sacred or loved..
At seeing a flasher or someone wearing clothing they shouldn't..
"Oh, he/she pulled an Uncle Bailey/UB"

by Matt Windt October 19, 2006

The Uncle Roger

The Uncle Roger is a sex move where you put MSG on your partners genitals and then go down on them…

Met this girl last night at the bar …
Took her home and did The Uncle Roger

Tasted amazing

by Wan21 November 23, 2021