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texas turn

When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.
Despite the name, "texas turns" are illegal in Texas.
by texas turn January 5, 2009
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turn for the worst

A basement band with lots of potentional and enough determanation to get them places
by jebuz23 February 11, 2004
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J Turn

Flipping a bitch in grand theft auto or a 1993 Chrysler Le Baron. Commonly bad fucking ass.
by JordanALivas March 30, 2009
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turn the key

Start somebody's motor by cranking on their shaft (a.k.a., penis shaft)
She really knows how to turn the key. I got hard instantaneously.
by 128 pounds of fat chick September 10, 2009
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The turn of the century

An era of great disaster, chubbenstein was born, and the world's supply of poop has since been threatened. The poop mongreal was acquired by chubbenstein around this era, some say the poop mongreal is a dog made of poop, others say he is a poop made of dog, which ever, the poop mongreal devours complex carbohydrates and transforms them into nefarious poop.
"I will become Chubbenstein, and conquer the world's supply of poop, and I'm fat, and I'm stupid, and I'm an idiot, and I definitely DON'T EAT POOP, Just kidding, I really eat a lot of poop!" exclaims Chubbenstein at a press conference at the turn of the century in which he was pretending to be Danny Peterson, but Danny Peterson eats poop too, so who's he trying to fool?
by seanyo san January 8, 2004
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turn around

a metaphor, usually used in song, for suicide.
"You tell me that you're sorry / Didn't think I'd turn around and say / That it's too late to apologize" ('Apologize, OneRepublic)

"I met a girl who sang the blues, and I asked her for some happy news / She just smiled and turned away"
('American Pie', Don McLean, referencing Janis Joplin)
by RDoh August 22, 2011
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Turning Red

A great film that, although hated by conservatives,the alt right, and nazis, is loved by liberals, socialists, and most importantly,libertarians. Containing a pro libertarian message about individual rights.
Turning Red deserves the praise,considering it has a pro libertarian message.
by Libertypedia June 3, 2023
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