tumblr position

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.

"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."

by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013

Tumblr

(noun) failed dashcon organization

"Wait, did you say 'sad little ball pit in the middle of nowhere and no one showed up?'"
"Yeah, you heard it right, I did say 'Tumblr dashcon 2014".

by I.388972 November 23, 2021

Tumblr

(noun) failed dashcon organization

"Wait, did you say 'sad little ball pit in the middle of nowhere and no one showed up'?"
"Yeah, you heard me right, I did say 'Tumblr dashcon 2014'."

by I.388972 November 24, 2021

Tumblr

The place where woketards, neo-feminists (Misandry advocates), rabid stans, "anti-racists" (They're often racist towards whites. The hypocrisy...), SJWs, mental illness glorification advocates and people obsessed with sexuality meet to share their madness through blogging and reblogging. As someone in this online dictionary said, this website is the world's first digital mental asylum.

Dyl: What is Tumblr?
Phyl: That website is where the social rejects group up and unleash their madness.
Dyl: So more like of a containment vessel?
Phyl: Yes.

by Some Guy in the Tavern October 8, 2023

Tumblr

A social media app for college-aged intellectuals and professionals to go on and say the stupid things they could never say otherwise without scrutiny from their peers

" I want to do a study on whether or not putting a top hat on a crab makes it have a better quality of life."
"This isn't the place for that shit, put it on Tumblr."

by A Stupid Intellectual October 17, 2023

tumblr sexy man

the onceler

ugh the onceler is such a Tumblr sexy man

by willgrahamlover123 November 27, 2023

tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)

“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”

by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021