When you're drunk but you've also eaten so much turkey that you don't know if your turkey drunk or alcohol drunk.
Let's all get TRUNK this Thanksgiving holiday weekend and have a safe time.
We bout ta get tha trunkest ever dog.
We bout ta get tha trunkest ever dog.
by Sprky33 November 25, 2023
Get the Trunkmug. When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.
by Finner451 May 16, 2016
Get the Turkey Trunkmug. An uncircumcised penis, or a penis with a foreskin. Men with uncircumcised penises are victim to various reproductive problems, and are linked to reproductive cancers and the spread of disease. People naturally prefer cleaner, healthier circumcised men as a result. As a consequence of this, uncircumcised men develop psychological issues and spread misinformation about circumcised penises, saying circumcised penises are "smaller" or "less sensitive" or "less functional". None of this is true, according to legitimate studies on the subject. Circumcised men are grateful to be preferred worldwide, have better sex, and avoid the reproductive problems that make uncircumcised men such angry, neurotic victims.
I was about to go down on him, but I saw he had an elephant trunk, so I just chose to date my handsome circumcised friend instead.
by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024
Get the Elephant Trunkmug. by melodicpepper October 31, 2018
Get the Trunk spunkmug. When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
Get the Mexican Trunk Muffinmug. Hym "Wait! What!? SHE WAKES UP! AT THE START OF THE MOVIE SHE WAKES UP! THE TRUNK IS OPEN! And then her phone starts going off in a bag next to the car and then she struggles to reach for it for like 35 seconds before she realizes that the guy is coming back and then she continues to reach for the phone! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK, BITCH! GET OUT OF THE TRUNK AND RUN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! IS THIS BITCH RETARDED!? SHE IN THE TRUNK NOW MAKING PHONE CALLS AND, LIKE, PUSHING ON THE TRUNK! THE TRUNK WAS JUST OPEN BITCH! WHY DID YOU NOT GET OUT!? Oh... Her spine is broken or something... Well then the name is a misnomer. They should have called it Trunk: Broken Spine... She has access to the internet!? She's getting notifications from Facebook and shit and she has a- SHE'S GOOGLING HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRUNK! POST SOMETHING TO YOUR FACEBOOK! 'HELP! I'M IN A TRUNK! THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE GUY! MY SPINE IS BROKEN!' She even has her own GPS location! Oh my God! She is bad at this! I would be a way better trunk guy."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
Get the Trunkmug. When you absolutely getting shit on by your buddies for your shit gameplay but you just hit the nastiest no scope.
Jay: Bro you’re dogshit you literally have no kills
DaddyJ: Dude I’m literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks
DaddyJ: Dude I’m literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks
by DaddyJSchmeat February 12, 2022
Get the Feeling like Trunksmug.