Alaskan Toothbrush

The act of fucking a bitch in the ass, then pulling your toothbrush out of your pocket, pulling your shlong out of her ass, then stick the toothbrush up her loose ass, gathering some shit off her ring hole, ejaculating on the shit which lays slagging on the brush, then making her brush her teeth with it.

I still have the taste of my own shit in my mouth from the Alaskan Toothbrush Mitch gave me last night!

by parra eels March 7, 2009

tooth fairy

while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of jiz under their pillow. the tooth fairy

It looks like the tooth fairy was here again last night honey.

by jimmy martin December 9, 2003

Toothy blow

a blowjob that envolves too much teeth and not enough tongue... and it hurts if they bite...

Kathie gave me a toothy blowjob, and btw she hasn't been using whitening tooth paste...

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

butter tooth

a nasty, yellow, fuck up tooth in Jeff's nasty ass grill.

Jeff's butter tooth is so fucked up, he cut his mom's pussy with it last night.

by MadCow July 20, 2004

Chocolate Toothbrush

A common act between gay males, when one man's rectum is full of shit the other pummels his anus with his dick, thus getting it covered in chocolate. The first man then kneels down and brushes his teeth with his new chocolate tooth brush

Elliott: Damn man I forgot to bring my toothbrush to this man only sleepover

Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush

Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

Toothless Sea Lion

A smelly and unkept vagina.
Often envolving douche and such objects

I don't think I'll be seeing her again, Cilla. She had a fanny like a toothless sea lion.

by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009

Meat Tooth

Said of someone who has frequent, overwhelming, all encompassing hankerings for meat; usually red, and commonly undercooked.

Shocked Spectator: "Dude, your mom is really, uh, going for that rare prime rib."
Embarrassed Offspring: "Yes, yes she is. Please do stand back, and accept my offer of protective eyewear. She becomes quite vigorous at feeding time,especially if she can smell blood. As you can see, she has quite the Meat Tooth.

by Embarrassed Offspring October 16, 2008