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tautou

It's when you are in an extreme depression
I'm on a tautou.
by EdHERON June 26, 2016
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Taut Law

1. A rule or law defining a persons' use of redundant phrasing or wording;

2. (of) forming a contradictory concept that occurs preconsciously before syntax
Doug: ...my life just sucks now--without Marge in my life, I am lost
May: Well you know what Doug, it is what it is
Doug: Wow, I'm lucky you're here to remind me that there's always the 'Taut Law'
May: ...
Doug: Bitch!
May: What the F#/K is the 'Taut Law' , Asshole?
by edraculate November 22, 2016
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Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.

-Boz
Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull
by Michael June 15, 2018
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Gastrointestinal Tract

Most commonly referred to as the GI Tract, the gastrointestinal tract is the digestive system that food goes through after animals eat it.
The stomach is included in the gastrointestinal tract.
by DallytheDuck January 2, 2020
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rode the tractor

When a farmers daughter has sex with a city boy to show him
how it's done in the country. Like riding a tractor it's slow and bouncy.
She rode the tractor so hard that her boobs were bouncing like crazy
by Lebronnnnnn May 7, 2016
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A dirty was of saying that the Male would rather let the woman ride him then go and dance
by 7thgrademiddleschooler November 11, 2020
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Tauter

The piece of skin that connects the penis to the testicles, it is a frenulum and is sometimes removed during circumcision..
My tauter is so itchy, I want to cut it with a rusty razor blade.
by Kurt Wagner May 27, 2006
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