This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.
Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday
by Ianfleming December 29, 2024
The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel March 04, 2018
When a person comes into a messy business situation with a lot of variables, and builds it into a usable system and creates value. Like a reverse tornado, which instead of distroying, it builds, just as quickly as a real tornado destroys .
I had a meeting and John went full blown Czernecki Tornado in the meeting. Now everything is sorted.
by Aspiring reverse tornado April 16, 2021
When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.
by Blue - Waffles June 18, 2024
A woman that lives in tornado alley. She loves posting pics of tornado damage on social media
She normally smoked 100’s has bleached hair, dark roots, and fake lashes.
She normally smoked 100’s has bleached hair, dark roots, and fake lashes.
by Stroker_unconquerable March 04, 2023
Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.
by Robberrdyyckk March 07, 2024
The Golden Tornado is when a woman is placed onto a spinning bar stool while a group of drunk Germans piss on her until she is soaked.
She always thought The Golden Tornado was a movie. Boy was she wrong! That chair was spinning so fast , the piss was everywhere!
by The thin Brown line December 27, 2018