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toads flagpole

In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.
by MAG2.5 June 8, 2023
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Toad

The species of Toad have lived for trillions of years. Existing before and during the time of humanity, they have helped man sculpt society from behind the scenes. Over time, Toads created the almighty Toad Council, upon which sit the wisest and most esteemed of all the Toads. With that position comes the great responsibility of not just controlling the Toad society, but all life. The Toad council spread their laws through the mighty Wooden Toad. This magnificent creature is feared by many for both its supreme intellect and strength as well as its efficiency to enforce the laws of the Toad Council. One should consider themselves blessed to ever be in the presence of Wooden Toad.
"Wow, I am just perplexed after having met Wooden Toad. I feel just being in his presence has increased my IQ tenfold"
by Wooden_Toad January 11, 2021
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Toad River Sambo

When you steal someone’s identity, then fuck your own mother.
I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.
by tumblebeerumble April 1, 2022
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Bean toad

When a girl thinks she's cute but she's actually tripping
"Yo Adriane what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's just a bean toad bro"
by Beantoads April 30, 2016
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steamy toad

by lol hahahahahahahha March 23, 2017
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pull a yellow toad

To pull a Yellow Toad is to exclude a character from a sequel, usually being replaced by someone else. No one ever uses this character, but it was still nice to have them as an option, and their absence in the sequel is immediately noticed. This term originates from the transition from NSMBW to SMM2, where Yellow Toad is replaced by Toadette. It is less common, but a commonly used character can also have a Yellow Toad pulled on them, such as when Blue Toad was replaced by Toadette in the transition from NSMBW to NSMBUD.
Another instance was when Smash Bros. pulled a Yellow Toad on Lucas going from Brawl to Smash 4. At least 90% of Smash players can agree that Ness is overall better, but it was still nice to have him there, even if it meant I couldn't play as Ness for a while in SSE. In Smash 4, when it said I unlocked all the characters, I immediately noticed Lucas was gone. I didn't notice that Snake, Ice Climbers, and Pokémon Trainer (replaced by Charizard) were gone, so I wouldn't say a Yellow Toad was pulled on them, I would just consider them that irrelevant. However, a character having a Yellow Toad pulled on them is subjective, as I'm sure Hideo Kojima noticed Snake's absence in Smash 4. Also however, you can't pull a Yellow Toad on someone who isn't usually there, such as Blue from the Pokémon series, whose replacement gets replaced every game. This also doesn't apply when these games without this character count as an alternate timeline or a side series. The reason the term is "pull a Yellow Toad" and not "pull a Lucas" is because my immediate realization of Yellow Toad's absence in SMM2 is when I coined the term, despite Yellow Toad having had a Yellow Toad pulled on him after Lucas. Yes, I invented the phrase, so no, it technically doesn't exist, but my brother understands what I mean when I say it. This phrase was coined in late July or early August of 2019, sometime after my brother got SMM2 for his birthday.
by justsomerandomkidwholikesgames December 31, 2020
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Toad Knuckled

When a fat girl releases a fine mist of feces in a person or persons face.
“Todd got toad knuckled last weekend and now has pink eye.”
by Mr. Fish November 14, 2022
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