chalk my tires

A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.

I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.

by DowntroddenDude October 30, 2018

Are you tired yet

A phrase given by a female to indicate that she does not care about your sleepiness , but indeed her own, hinting that she wants to go to sleep.

Are you tired yet Carson?

by carsonjclayton February 6, 2019

Im so tired

a person who wants to die like you reading this right now

Person : Im so tired
Person 2: you okay?

by raiissotired March 12, 2022

Im So Tired

Being So Mentally and/or Emotionally Exhaust from life and people that you dont want to finish a sentence or talk to anyone about your problems or anything anymore. dont care anymore.

you know what im so tired or when really tired and angry you know what im so fucking tired.

by Michael Wolfie January 16, 2020

pumping your tires

Giving one a compliment

erica: say something nice to me
jake: man I'm always pumping your tires.

by PUMP MEEEE May 18, 2012

four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

by newsedition November 14, 2013

four flat tires

To be close friends with another.

James and I are down like four flat tires.

by hogan468 June 9, 2006