timonday

When you're allergic to the office on Mondays

Oh it's Timonday, don't expect to see him

by dnz85123 July 6, 2025

tiloot

A stinky, unbearably ugly, chopped worker who never leads, only follows. The type of person who reeks up every room they walk into. A Tiloot is stuck forever at the bottom, working for others, never the boss, always begging for scraps. No ambition, no respect, no control. Just a smelly, clueless follower who drags everyone else down with them.
He talks big online, but in real life he’s just a tiloot

Connor you're such a tiloot!

by peter gaming August 30, 2025

tiloot

A bumbling idiot who never knows what’s going on, stinks and I mean STINKS! And has absolutely zero follow-through. A tiloot starts projects but never finishes them, constantly leaves tasks half-done, and thinks they can code but can't do anything. Basically, the walking embodiment of failure. A tiloot is the kind of person who can’t finish the simplest task, always smells a little off, and somehow manages to be both clueless and annoying at the same time. Basically, the ultimate bumbling fool.

Bro, you forgot your own birthday? You’re such a tiloot.

by peter gaming August 30, 2025

Funk-tion-ary

The information bank that informs the curious about Funk music, musicians, history, jive etc. etc. etc.

Let's check the Funk-tion-ary for the correct spelling of Papa Mali's real name.

by Annie Mills September 13, 2008

refeck-tion

when you reflect upon an arguement you had with someone and think 'feck, i should have said that!'

started by ruth and paddy on 2fm.

if i had a euro for every refeck-tion i had...

by riffraffriff August 8, 2011

evan tilton

A very hot guy that everyone likes!! He is Sexy!!Always taken by a girl!!

Evan Tilton is so hot

by Haha you thought December 11, 2016

Mateo Tirone

Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.

Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.

by dads_asshole634 December 20, 2017