stick in the mud

a stuffy, old fashioned person

Your uncle is such a stick in the mud.

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2011

Slappin the go go stick

Beatin that dick like it owes you money. Slappin and spanky your soul pole to the rythym of go go music tell you paper weld your favorite male fitness magazine.

Patrick: "How was your night dude? I bone honed some axe wounds last night. Fucking crazy three some with some fine hinas."

Nathan: "Oh, well that's nice I spent all night slappin the go go stick while crying into my own boxers. That you fuckin stapled. Ya FUCK STICK!!!"

Patrick: "Your such a fag haha"

by NATHANBOGTROTER November 16, 2010

stick up the ass

To be stern, strict or uptight. (Sometimes in a way that is considered condescending.)

I lost some of my friends for beating up a bully. I guess a few of them have a stick up the ass.

by Starfighter1000 November 18, 2013

Stank in the Tank

When your are at a party, Shit in the back of the toilet tank, so it always smells like someone just took a shit.(Usually isn't found for a couple days)

I was at this party and the persons toilet was clogged and I had to shit bad, It was either I shit in the toilet and left it for everyone to see, or Shit in the trash can and take it out, Fuck, I wasn't going to do either one of those, so I shit in the tank!!!! My friend called a plumber a few days later and that's what the plumber found,
The plumber called it the classic, "Stank in the Tank"

by NIte Time September 6, 2007

Ball Sack to the Ear

Another saying for a bad situation like "this is bull shit"

"I just failed my test. Ball Sack to my ear"
Or "This is just a Ball sack to the ear situation"

by Crack Rock September 9, 2009

sack in the back

The act of a male tucking his penis and balls between his legs (in a Buffalo Bill type style) while turning around, bending over and exposing his ass with bulging sack to passersby.

As my roommate Jim returned from the shower, he tried to gross me out by performing his "sack in the back" routine in my presence.

by Ray Boston January 19, 2007

Shack-In-The-Box

A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.

My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.

by DOTK May 22, 2009