smurf

To use a pool cue to mark the face of your opponent with blue cue chalk

I chalked the cue hardcore and then smurfed that ass right on the nose.

by legalese May 13, 2005

cheese smurf

To Bukkake all over someone wearing all blue(whether it be blue paint, clothes or dressed up like smurfette). Usually done in large crowds.

Im gonna cheese smurf all over you tonite you blue bitch!

by The Carr September 6, 2007

smurf me

When you smurf someone you analy penetrate their butthole to the point that it becomes blue

"smurf me hard baby"said the girl in bed.

by peanisballs June 28, 2014

Smurf Kiss

A droplet of the blue water in porashitters that is launched by reciprocal force onto your anus or any exposed . I.e. a massive turd that splashes water onto you.

I just got a smurf kiss on my balls... does anyone have any baby wipes?

by fiyz August 6, 2010

papa smurf

When a daddy slaps his daughter in the face with his dick.

That sick fucker probably papa smurfs his daughter.

by Kriegh January 7, 2005

Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.

Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.

by dogdayboy April 2, 2021

Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue

"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"

by womanizer3000 August 7, 2021