by Treeseph March 12, 2021

by Tomahawk420 July 1, 2021

When someone says something so absurd that everyone has to pause for a moment and look in disgust, usually associated with the record scratch sound effect.
by BigWayne_Iosnoop July 13, 2025

To call someone (or something) "scratch" means that they are/it is kinda crazy. Not in a bad way, but in an affectionate way. Like "He's so scratch!" meaning that he comes up with crazy ideas, some of them are so sick.
by ChuckBrown July 22, 2019

by Docnrg January 11, 2024

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad
by BillNy3 V2 May 24, 2019
