Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
Get the crooked peckermug. by kadis zutton July 6, 2011
Get the pecker pillowsmug. When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.
Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021
Get the Three peckered puppiesmug. Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.
by Haynuh_Maydee February 24, 2024
Get the Pecker Jockeymug. When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.
by "iron" man May 16, 2017
Get the puss-peckermug. One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch
by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017
Get the pecker smoochmug. When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
Get the Peckers Peckmug.