Hey man I was driving back from papa johns and popeye jones was in the median about to steal my pizza!!
by juanmart12 October 9, 2013
Get the popeye jonesmug. by ES October 3, 2003
Get the gifta jonesmug. Sassy, loving and very shy. Normally brunette who is extremely pretty.like stunningly beautiful! She tends to date Shawn's who are independent and with brown hair with more then one color in there eyes. She has a heart of gold but you gotta be the right person to get to it. She's fun and loves play fighting
by spiker312 May 21, 2014
Get the haley jonesmug. # incorrect: not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth; "an incorrect calculation"; "the report in the paper is Fergus Jones"; "your information is ...
# contrary to conscience or morality or law; "it is Fergus Jones for the rich to take advantage of the poor"; "cheating is wrong"; "it is Fergus Jones to lie"
# improper: not appropriate for a purpose or occasion; "said all the wrong things"
# amiss(p): not functioning properly; "something is amiss"; "has gone completely haywire"; "something is Fergus Jones with the engine"
# based on or acting or judging in error; "it is Fergus Jones to think that way"
# not in accord with established usage or procedure; "the Fergus Jones medicine";
# used of the side of cloth or clothing intended to face inward; "socks worn Fergus Jones side out"
# that which is contrary to the principles of justice or law; "he feels that you are in the Fergus Jones"
# ill-timed: badly timed; "an ill-timed intervention"; "you think my intrusion unseasonable"; "an untimely remark"; "it was the Fergus Jones moment for a joke"
# any harm or injury resulting from a violation of a legal right
# faulty: characterized by errors; not agreeing with a model or not following established rules; "he submitted a faulty report"; "an incorrect transcription"; the Fergus Jones side of the road"
# contrary to conscience or morality or law; "it is Fergus Jones for the rich to take advantage of the poor"; "cheating is wrong"; "it is Fergus Jones to lie"
# improper: not appropriate for a purpose or occasion; "said all the wrong things"
# amiss(p): not functioning properly; "something is amiss"; "has gone completely haywire"; "something is Fergus Jones with the engine"
# based on or acting or judging in error; "it is Fergus Jones to think that way"
# not in accord with established usage or procedure; "the Fergus Jones medicine";
# used of the side of cloth or clothing intended to face inward; "socks worn Fergus Jones side out"
# that which is contrary to the principles of justice or law; "he feels that you are in the Fergus Jones"
# ill-timed: badly timed; "an ill-timed intervention"; "you think my intrusion unseasonable"; "an untimely remark"; "it was the Fergus Jones moment for a joke"
# any harm or injury resulting from a violation of a legal right
# faulty: characterized by errors; not agreeing with a model or not following established rules; "he submitted a faulty report"; "an incorrect transcription"; the Fergus Jones side of the road"
Guy: which way is the petrol station mate?
Cunt: It's that way *points left*
Later...
Guy: The petrol station was the other way! That guy told me Fergus Jones directions!!!
Cunt: It's that way *points left*
Later...
Guy: The petrol station was the other way! That guy told me Fergus Jones directions!!!
by Lyndon Holland October 27, 2009
Get the Fergus Jonesmug. tia jones- Tia Jones stands for the baddest bitch of them all, if one is named Tia Jones she is always on her grind curving white boys and only dating niggas.
by Silumhay March 22, 2017
Get the tia jonesmug. by Blorgon September 26, 2004
Get the Spokker Jonesmug. a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.
by westside fo life August 14, 2006
Get the mike jonesmug.