French-buckle

When a man accidentally bends or buckles his penis while thrusting into a woman’s pubic bone during sex causing pain to both partners.

“Take things slowly, you don’t want to go from French kissing to the French-buckle”

by BarberPete December 9, 2020

French patty

Is when you put two slices of french toast between a girl ass and put cinnamon on your member and pound the French out of a French girl

I saw this broad the other day and gave her the meanest French patty of her life and she ask to marry me on the spot. Gets em every time

by A French tickler May 8, 2018

French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.

Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!

by KStagK November 17, 2013

French Cousins

Two guys who have Eiffel towered the same woman.

Weren't you and Ryan in a three way?

Yeah, we are French cousins.

by Kazooforyou June 12, 2014

French Oven

When you fart into your girl's vagina then close it real quick and pull a blanket over her head.

I ripped a mad french oven on my girl last night. We broke up.

by Lemon Isit August 27, 2020

Roy French

A bad ass mother fucker with a long dong that is surprisingly intelligent. Generally pretty chill but not someone you want to piss off.

The award for most dope ass mutha fucka goes to Roy French.

by Dixie Nurmeous June 23, 2016

French Hillbilly

A person who travels to a country with alternate laws; enabling them to go down on their cousin

Johnson went on a family vacation to Eswatini with his hot cousin. Johnson is a French hillbilly.

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022