German Hulk Chest Bath

The smearing of a deviled egg across the chest of a large, overly furry man by a young girl. The man must then lick his chest patch clean.

Dude just got a German Hulk Chest Bath from Disney with that deviled egg.

by Den-E April 27, 2010

Chest Pump

The act of stabbing some one in the chest and then fucking the hole you just made.

Dude I totally chest pumped this girl at the bar

I think she died after i chest pumped her

by ZEUS March 10, 2012

you're moms chest hair

The best comeback ever

He's and asshole

You're moms chest hair an asshole

by Lucy Kane December 28, 2013

flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

by Turkey Dump January 01, 2016

s on his chest man

superman has an s on his chest

It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's superman Jeff, who is an s on his chest man trying to fight off T-roy man

by tvolney June 05, 2006

messed up from the chest up

when a male or female has a bangin' body but a jacked up face

girl 1: "guuurrrl, he so hot. he got a body like a soccer player!"
girl 2: "yeah, but he messed up from the chest up!"

by zelephantbra May 04, 2013

let me pee on your chest

if you say this, you're going to hell.

person 1 : let me pee on your chest
person 2 : ok sure
person 1 : *pees on person 2's chest*
person 2 : dude what the hell i was joking you pervert

by i hate eating people's hair February 07, 2022