Miles's Anus

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.

I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.

by Bill Murray July 20, 2016

hairy anus

Nasty Bigfoot ape lookin ass

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD

by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018

Week Anus

The name Weeks has been around for a long time, probable since caveman days. The memory span of a typical Weeks is 7 days. Many centuries ago using their well known Neanderthal talk one of their tribe, whilst hitting his wife with a club, descibed another tribe as " weaker an us". Over the years that has been shortened to Week anus
a name of which they are very proud.

He likes his week anus.

by Liverpool Lad July 9, 2010

Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.

I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome

by Werycf October 30, 2018

Fat anus

A fat anus is something only hot girls have

Jim:Ur girl is dumb

Bob:Ur mom has a Fat anus

by Anus Butholes June 5, 2018

busting anus

When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.

I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.

by Saltydong July 27, 2018

Tickle in the anus

To be a constant or great annoyance to a single or a group of individuals.

That kid won't stop coming over and trying to talk to us.

I know he's such a tickle in the anus!

I hate when Joe sticks my borrowed pencil up his nose and then tries to return it to me.

I feel you bro, he's such a tickle in the anus.

by Alejandro December 7, 2014