Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 8, 2020

so wash

The area of Philadelphia, south of Washington Ave. Traditionally east of Broad street.

Also, used to describe things that only happen or are acceptable only in this area.

Person One: "I went to the Superfresh on Columbus wearing my velour tracksuit and bought a gallon of olive oil'

Person Two: "That is so so wash"

by Grouse Pilot 1 November 16, 2010

Wax and wash

While performing Anal sex, Ejaculate inside of your partner. Then Urinate inside of the vagina to clean off.

I took my girlfriend to the bedroom for a Wax and Wash.

by Faytkiller September 23, 2014

Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.

Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.

by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019

helmet washed

A blow job/oral sex given to a man.

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!

by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014

pigeon washed

sweep something under the rug, cover up.

"The cops investigated my complaint and they pigeon washed that shit...like it never happened!"

by spurldoggy November 8, 2013

washing the prince

"Washing the prince" is another term for fellatio. This term was first used by comedian Lenny Pigg in his stand-up routine.

The hooker told the john that "washing the prince" would cost him $30.

by 3rdpetshopboy April 21, 2009