goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

Strap trap

A guy who is looking to get pegged

Ryan is a strap trap, he posts pictures of his butthole all day.

by femalenhancement March 13, 2023

The daddy strap

The strap on the back of the popular shoe brand “crocs”. Is usually worn by a middle aged father of three who has a soft spot for telling unfunny jokes.

“Hey Todd, do you use the daddy strap too?”

by TML88 July 7, 2018

no straps

when sending or receiving nudes; this means to wear no undergarments such as a bra or underwear

“Send a booty pic, no straps👅”

by friarbfree September 21, 2018

Dirt strap

A strap or belt that leaves behind a dirty mark wherever it is worn.

Don't put on those sandals. They have a dirt strap.

by Stacerson September 27, 2025

strap teaser

An attractive woman in a bikini top who unties the strap to prevent tan lines, but also is looking to be seductive.

That woman’s strap teaser game is so strong she may as well be at a music festival.

by t41xicq September 28, 2017

stay strapped

stay strapped means to always keep a condom on you in order to be prepared to have sexual intercourse

Ben: yo my girls coming over
Luke: make sure you “stay strapped”

by Niggem May 10, 2024