butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

Spiked Shelling

The act of aiming only to wreck/spinning out the first place person in a racing video game; much like the spiked shell from Mario Kart. Often frowned upon and seen as immature.

John: Me and Mike spent all last night spiked shelling in Grid. We almost took out the whole field, one by one.

Greg: You're a douche. Grow up.

by Jerry the Racecar Driver October 20, 2009

Turtle Shelled

Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)

I gotta go inside now, its cold, I'm turtle shelled.

by Herbert G. WALLCE March 1, 2019

shell

1, Something hard, like a mollusk, made out of calcium carbonate, and or calcite or aragonite.
2, A clam.

Look at that shell! It probably has a snail in there..

by Defenation April 24, 2021