maria <3

maria my beloved <3

x: are you playin fashion famous?
d: yea why?
x: omg join maria <3 game

by rawrtoonxd April 15, 2021

Maria Fitzpatrick

An insensitive cunt who also has a lot of trouble acknowledging and expressing her own feelings.
Her only hobby is looking at memes, typically dark ones.

Shaquin: Anyone seen Maria Fitzpatrick??
Keeflin: Last saw her watching Gordon Ramsey memes
Faquesha: Yeah, she just called me a Gordon-Ramsey-Looking-Cunt....???

by ilovehitlerhe'smydad February 12, 2018

Maria Eduarda

Maria Eduarda is probably one of the most beautiful, caring, energetic, lazy people ever. She is most likely Brazilian and has the nickname Duda. She will sit and listen to all your problems at any given time because she loves helping out the people she cares about most.. but watch out because that one is feisty and you will regret getting on her bad side! she is most likely one of the gayest humans alive if not she's definitely straight and christian. Maria Eduarda is a very social person which everyone loves! She's probably really talented at something regardless of what it may be.. don't take it for granted to have her by your side.

person 1: Hey, who's that really pretty girl?
person 2: Oh yeah that Maria Eduarda, she's amazing you should definitely meet her!
person 3: I totally agree.

by randomperson165 May 6, 2022

Nice Maria

A nice Maria is a person who is so nice and kind, they form close bonds with their best friends and a select few others. Mostly nice Maria’s will not like popular girls or popular boys, like Megan’s and Toby's. Nice Maria’s spawn in the east, most commonly the UK and Poland. Often these people love drawing and LOVE there pets, mostly rats but some are seen with mice. These beings are just nice to be near and anyone is lucky to be near a nice Maria!

My best friend is a very nice Maria!

by Gussypuppy5091 July 2, 2021

Hot Maria

This is a sexual term defining the act of a woman, while menstruating, squatting over top of someone and urinating on their chest

*it is important that there be no contact between the bodies

**the person being urinated on may masturbate

Uncle Sid politely asked his new girlfriend to provide him with the service of a Hot Maria.

by Chaz the Spazzzzz March 11, 2009

Emma-Maria

A girl who is extremely intelligent and independent. She doesn’t need anyone to help her along life. Don’t get in her way, she’ll rip you to shreds. This girl is usually either a Taurus or Gemini. She’s got men CHASING after her. She has a small group of friends because there are very few she deems worthy of her trust. If your in that group, you’re pretty lucky

Emma-Maria is a QUEEN

by Pseudonymous Bytch January 26, 2019

Maria-Eliza

Maria-Eliza's are very beautiful and smart people, they will laugh at everything you say (even if it's not funny). They are shameless and care for everyone. They are effortlessly perfect and everyone loves them. They don't really care what others think about them, and are quite hardworking. If you have a Maria-Eliza in your life consider yourself to be very lucky.

Guy 1: wow Maria-Eliza is so beautiful!

Guy 2: no man, she's mine.

by Snazzy shark February 28, 2022