MIDDLE HOT

Instead of ‘Middle Age’ for folks 45-65 who are still viable and foxy…it can be ‘Middle Hot.’

In age terms, there are many ages to describe younger people: newborn, infant, baby, toddler, child, pre-teen, teenager, adolescent, juvenile, young adult (early 20’s) then jumps into adult for a little bit and nothing else for awhile until you are over 45. Then it jumps from adult to middle age to old without recognizing the minute changes and steps for people in this age bracket of which there are many.

There are so many hot & viable people in this age range who don’t feel the least bit old, just look at the actors and musicians in this age group? Still rocking! Yet the name ‘middle age’ makes one think of the ‘middle ages’, a dark time in European history or someone who is getting old and past their prime. Many ‘middle hot’ folks are just hitting their real prime if they’re healthy and living true to themselves! Middle hot also recognizes when someone is still hot, healthy and vibrant, living a vivacious life and yet is not young.

MIddle age? No thanks! We’ll have ‘Middle Hot’ thank you!-Coined ©DM/2019
So we’re ‘middle hot’ now if it fits, not middle aged.
Robin Wright is a middle hot women married to a man who is also middle hot from France.

I no longer refer to myself as middle age, but middle hot. A nicer way to put that age bracket!

I’d rather be (or be with)a middle hot woman who knows herself than a young person still easily influenced by society!
by Damiana00 March 21, 2023
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Conway middle

School filled wit soft ass niggas who can’t fight slapbox everyday and is an embarrassment for our school they claim to be "Steppas" but are straight bitches fake ass gang bangers ghetto as shit and put the first letter of their name then a random ass numbers
Sherm ass Jits at Conway middle
by 7inch pincher November 22, 2021
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Middle-key

between low-key and high-key, as defined by sierra, grandma of the group 👵
by GrandmaSierra February 23, 2022
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the middle rooms

The white void between The Frontrooms and The Backrooms. This place is empty with no entities nor monsters, in this seemingly endless void you will hear an endless noise of screeching, if you try to kill yourself you won’t die. If you scream for help your screams won’t be heard. If you try to look for an exit there will be no exits, not even no clipping will work. Your fate has been sealed, you will live in the endless void for the rest of eternity.
OH, SHIT I NOCLIPPED INTO THE MIDDLE ROOMS IM GONNA BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!
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Middle-Staller

The gayest person in the bathroom, they often get in the middle of two other men to pee. They are not always "gay" just fags
I'm not going in the middle

Neither am I

Hey guys (goes in middle)

wow middle-staller
by MojoJOE Morrow May 05, 2010
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Mexican middle

The middle seat in a truck, usually on a bench seat
"shotgun"
"alright looks like I have to take mexican middle"
by JerryWinthorpe April 18, 2019
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middle titties

Titties that are farther down than normal. Mostly big'ns that have creeped down over time but not always. There are little middle titties that just grew where they are.
Linda has middle titties, but they're still nice.
by Calloushand January 06, 2016
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