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handled JuraSicko

Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)

He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.

(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
mugGet the handled JuraSickomug.

Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.
by Titanthetainttickler March 9, 2019
mugGet the Taint Handlemug.

butt handles

The collection of fat directly above the buttocks, creating a convex shape where it should be convex.
"man, why is my butt so small?"
"it's not, you've just got mad butt handles."
by eclectictoaster November 25, 2013
mugGet the butt handlesmug.

Fridge without a handle

Me: You're being such a fridge without a handle.
by fridgewithoutahandle June 12, 2019
mugGet the Fridge without a handlemug.

you can't handle that type of pressure

Not being able to handle a particular situation due to it being to much for the person.
Person 1: I'm trying to take you out on a romantic date.

Person 2: nah you can't handle that type of pressure.
by agdfgargaeg May 14, 2018
mugGet the you can't handle that type of pressuremug.

pull a handle on someone

To get over on someone such as taking advantage or stealing
" He tried to pull a handle on me "

" Luckily I'm not that stupid "

" He tried to pull a handle on someone "
" Goes to show what his getdown is "
by 408Sanjo November 30, 2022
mugGet the pull a handle on someonemug.

Trump Handle

Bob, lets grab the wives by their Trump Handles and go out tonight.
by BrewTa22 October 14, 2016
mugGet the Trump Handlemug.

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