camel mafia

Organized crime involving embezzlement and money laundering through your local Arab mini mart.

I stiffed Abu, now the whole camel mafia is coming for my ass.

by Tex Dark May 16, 2019

parched camel

a married women who is still thirsty

"That mother was such a parched camel that she came to me"

by parchedcamel November 03, 2013

Turkish Camel

When you give a person a wedgie and rip their underwear. You then take their elastic waistband and fold it over their shoe. They’re stuck in position and struggling to escape looking like a Turk riding on a camel.

Every Christmas I give my brother-in-law a Turkish Camel. Maybe some day I’ll buy him some underwear.

by jdizzell December 25, 2021

camel throw

when a female's pubic hair is visible through her pants in addition to her having camel toe

She was able to fix her camel toe but no amount of fabric could hide her camel throw

by killfukmary November 19, 2014

camel trip

When a girl on a camel with big boobs propositions you. Also known as the "sandy set-up" and the "double-hump pump."

Ah, shit. I got wicked drunk in Marrakech and this chick camel triped me! I felt like I was back in the cougars!

by Yoyoyammam111 January 27, 2017

Camels Teapot

A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .

Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .

by Giraffe Phalanges October 26, 2017

Spastikated camel

Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik

He a spastikated camel

by Fhtdgh May 15, 2018