Someone who clearly likes to over indulge in the party drug GHB GBH. When taking in excess the user often experiences incontrollable body movements, makes random noises and yelling offensive obsenities at total strangers as if they have severe tourettes syndrome.
Dan: Hey, looks like Jimmy's over done it on the GHB again.
Megan: Clearly, I can see his manky arms flapping about like that retard window licker from bach in school.
Dan: He's with out a doubt the biggest G-tard i've ever met!
Megan: Clearly, I can see his manky arms flapping about like that retard window licker from bach in school.
Dan: He's with out a doubt the biggest G-tard i've ever met!
by Jesse G Drop July 23, 2008
Get the G-tardmug. Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.
by benth May 4, 2008
Get the Tard Teemug. Someone who attracts losers and retards and makes them feel special so they fall in love with them.
AKA Amy.
AKA Amy.
He followed her around the casino like a shadow because she was too nice to him and she is a Tard Whisperer.
by I.Hate.You.- December 27, 2010
Get the Tard Whisperermug. 1. An otherwise seemingly normal acquiantance whose thought process has obviously been clouded by copious and/or regular alcohol consumption, to the point where their normal personality seems to have been negatively affected, even during brief periods of sobriety. ~Often detected by unusually frequent bouts of making a complete ass of ones self and may be accompanied with foul odors.
2. Someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol.
3. Term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.
2. Someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol.
3. Term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.
James: "Was that weird or what last night when Steve took his pants off in the middle of the neighborhood BBQ?"
James' wife: "Yea, we definately need to put out an alca-tard alert."
alcoholic alcoholism
James' wife: "Yea, we definately need to put out an alca-tard alert."
alcoholic alcoholism
by Superick February 8, 2010
Get the alca-tardmug. Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.
by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009
Get the tard wagglingmug. The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.
Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.
I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!
I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!
by Gainesville Greenhouse June 11, 2011
Get the tarding outmug. 