Fuel Tank

an internal source of extreme amounts of energy used during times of physical exertion such as sex or rowing

Idiot: Barney, it looks like you are getting a little round around the middle *poke*.
Barney: No, you idiot, that is my fuel tank. It is how I pwn you so hard when it comes to fucking hot girls and on the water!

The Fuel Tank 4 is ultra fast, steamrolling past the competition.

by Fuel Tank 4 May 1, 2006

Wank the Tank

To masturbate; bust a nut. Energize one selfs penis for sexual pleasure.

Origin: From the english slang word, Wank and the Gujarati tānkũ meaning "underground cistern.

Phrase Coined by the BBCF in early 21st Century. Experts guess around September of 2011.

Alex: Hey guys you want to go to the party tonight and Frank's house?

Jesse: Yeah that sounds sweet

Billy: I can't go. I have to furiously "wank the tank" to some new Kate Upton nude pics.

Jesse: Oh that's right, I can't make it either.

by The Voluptuous Lion October 30, 2011

tank girl

an attractive punk rocker who has a comic book named for her.

"tank girl is hot"

by cathie August 25, 2003

TANK

BLOWS SHIT UP AND FUCKS WITH YOUR WIFE

TANKS ROCK CRAP

by LAGALISHOUS December 23, 2009

tank head

when a person has a extremely big ass head.

Look at that boy with that tank head. You can't miss that head!!!!

by TMTS December 2, 2007

$tink Tank

A formerly successful company, founded on forward-thinking methods during the Dotcom boon, now running into the ground due to uncreative, boring middle-management business types who chase their tails in search of profits. In other words, the opposite of a think tank.

"This game company used to be great place to work: we had a big open work area where we brainstormed, tested out what we were working on and had Margarita Thursdays. Then the new boss (she used to manage a call center) put up a wall in the center of the room and told us we aren't allowed to play video games during company time. We used to make money, now we just stress about meeting internal goals; We went from think tank to $tink tank.”

by Dizz Markie April 29, 2010

douche tank

tank top worn mostly by bros and other white influenced douche bags

Look at that dude in his billabong douche tank.

by mrELsenor February 20, 2011