table surf

The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.

Me: Matt, don't table surf, just sit the fuck down.
Matt: Fine, whatever.

by Andrew space October 07, 2006

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periodic table

A woman who has her period periodically on a table.

Ralph was horny and threw Gertrude aggressively on the periodic table periodically.

by shanz604 October 20, 2014

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table whore

A table whore is someone who someone who gets passed around from guy to guy. She usually gets passed around between friends. The term "Table Whore" comes from girls who sit with guys in lunch(usually in high school) and she dates all of them.

whore slut Bitch man stealer

That girl is such a table whore, she dated Greg, Vince, Eathin and a few of their friends

by Anonymous215 September 10, 2006

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Table 116

If you visited a McDonalds in Maryland in the third week of March, and they had 'Table 116' and you felt the brail on the table, you then knew, a sped would haunt you after their near-death experience after choking on a small box of fries. You would then start seizing out, and then shortly recovery, in a repeating process. Then, You have Bobby, A McDonalds' Employee, take your receipts to make sure he got a 5 star on the customer survey rating.

They got some severe Table 116 effects.

by chingchonghoowong April 06, 2022

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Table groceries

1. Noun, The groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries

2. Adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman

Those giant marshmallows are table groceries, they didn't make it to the pantry or I can get enough of Jennifer Anniston, she is table groceries.

by Noliecanoli July 12, 2011

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