tea peanut 

when farting the little piece of shit that falls out unexpectngly.

i just farted and left a tea peanut in my underwear.

tea peanut by g-killa August 3, 2006

Tea Fascist 

Someone who gives very specific instructions regarding how their tea should be made, many tea fascists will simply insist on making their own tea because no one else "gets it right".

Do you have milk and sugar in your tea?

Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!

Tea Fascist by Rude McDude August 20, 2010

tea hoe 

A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.

Ni hao, how are you? Where are you from? Are you in Beijing for holidays?

Fuck off, tea hoe!!!

tea hoe by nongfu September 15, 2010

Tea Dump 

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.

Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.

Tea Dump by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017

Tea Flag 

When your sack has reach 40+ years of age & able to stretch & cover your wife's face.

My wife would not shut up so I tea flagged that bitch!

Tea Flag by Fsububbles & Scott Daddt November 23, 2017

Tea for two 

A socializing occasion reserved for two individuals who simply must know and make known the gossip.

In suburbia, it is absolute necessity in the extension of class etiquette that the mode of conduct between close housewife friends be a 'tea for two' rendezvous.

E.g.

Ms. Parrot invited Mrs. Floyd over for tea for two as soon as she knew of Mr. Floyd's sudden departure from town.

Tea for two by Urb Debonair December 25, 2017

tea rex 

A big reptile that cant reach its penis

His arms are so small he must feel the pain of the tea rex

tea rex by BOOBS!"£$ March 7, 2018