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Student Masher

A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.
I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.
by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014
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Human behavior student

Someone who stills lives in a human behavior dorm room their mother comes to visit every weekend, and always will. Someone that doesn't realize not everybody is a human behavior student or a human behavior teacher in a human behavior lecture hall.
Some people dropped out of human behavior school a long time ago, and they told the human behavior student and the human behavior teacher both to kiss their ass!
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021
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Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.
Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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SIP student

A SIP student is generally quite stupid, acts more like a kindergartner than a student even though they are in the higher classes. Hates working and are generally allowed to slack by their teachers.
He never pays attention, he's such a SIP student

I can't believe the teacher let their class become full of SIP students
by under190cmisshort March 14, 2024
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German SBE Student

by Noooooonna December 16, 2018
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Hoosac Valley Student

A bunch of trash talking kids. Whom only get opportunities and succeed if they are dickheads and dress like dumpsters. The students are narrow-minded and refuse to accept different or any ideas because they cannot form their own. Hoosac Valley is definition torture and the students faces are even worse. PS: They are trash at sports.
Jan: “Oh you’re a Hoosac Valley Student, I didn’t know you were a dumpster fire.”
Fred: “Of course that’s how I got in!”
by NotSoTrashy October 21, 2021
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