You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week

by bong4 October 6, 2012

Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.

Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke

by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022

you don't poke you stroke

When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.

Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke

by kushballer420 January 13, 2017

Please help I've had a strokety pokety

Oh my god help him and stop looking at this word idiot!

Please help I've had a strokety pokety Tom.

by I'm stupid July 10, 2022

stroken

This is the term used when a dick is being rubbed by one or more chicks and they begin to suck on it after it begins to become hard!

Those bitches are a stroken and a sucken!

by Evan May 13, 2005

stroke

In BASKETBALL when someone has are really good shot. When someone has a nice form and they keep making it.

You see that nigga Ray Allen, he got stroke.

That nigga in the park dont miss, he strokin it.

by M... September 16, 2005