stefan salvatore

stefan is daddy. stefan salvatore is the finest vampire on tvd, also the kindest, he did everything for everyone, he was selfless. he’s also a dilf

stefan salvatore can run me over with a bus and i would apologise for being in the way.

by stefansalvatoreswifeofficial March 28, 2022

Dirty Steef

A male with no class or standards. Tends to be very socially awkward and exhibits very poor hygiene. A dirty Steef refers to himself as a ladies man, but is repulsive and disgusting in nature.

Hey, man, did you notice that odd creature lurking over there by the Ferris wheel?

Oh that's no creature. You can tell by his greasy demeanor that he is just a Dirty Steef.

by S1371 June 3, 2013

The Michael Stafford

It's when The Michael Stafford gets hit by something. Then he leaves or bases. I'm basing, I'm basing. If a killstreak goes for him he just stands there and says, "It's going for me, If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye." He gets hit by everything in and dies. People like to target The Michael Stafford to annoy him.

A killstreak hits The Michael Stafford. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye.

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- THE MICHAEL STAFFORD

YOUR DAD IS A NIGGER

by THE MICHAEL STAFFORD August 31, 2011

Chief of Staff

A penis so powerful all on lookers will stop and sit quietly to admire

"if i was married to your wife i think i'd resort to violence"

"why's that"
"She never shuts up, how do you deal with it"
"i show her the chief of staff and she goes to work"

by Mike Hawk is Pig Benis October 5, 2011

Karrine Steffans

aka Superhead, author of "Confessions of a Video Vixen".

Karrine Steffans is despicable!!!!

by nastina June 11, 2006

Stefan

Stefan is code for queer being. The biggest fucking skeeve on the planet. Stefans are total momma's boys and tend to cry after they have sex. Stefan's are total tools and often lack length on their own tool. Stefan's have weird hair, are fat, and have ugly faces. Stefan is short for Stefanie, enough said!

Boy: My girls having a boy!!! What should we name him?

Boy: IDK man just don't name him STEFAN!!! Stefan's are tools.

by anonymous November 22, 2011

Staff Car

When you get into a freezing cold automobile and your body heat causes the windows to fog over, draw a swastika in one of the windows. Ouila -- You've got a staff car! The next day when your parents get in the car, the windows re-fog and they too can drive to work in a staff car. Guaranteed laffs for the entire family!

"You see, officer it was a joke. We turned our Yugo into a staff car. Get it?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006