stanger

someone viewed as being a complete and utter nonce. can be used as another name

who's that guy?
that's piers. careful he's a complete stanger.

NB- not to be confused with stranger which isn't an insult

by mohomonkeyman September 25, 2006

stankonia

i come from gwermwanie

its next too pwolland

by stan konia January 14, 2005

shangoli

the act of having sex with another

boy - do u want some of the good shangoli
girl - hell no!

by bikez January 11, 2008

Mexican Standoff

When you and your roommate both masturbate while pretending to be asleep, each keeping one eye open to make sure the other one doesn't 'wake up'.
This unintentionally awkward situation will probably occur several times during the average college semester.

Roommate 1: "Yo man I jerked off so hard last night, thank god you didn't wake up."
Roommate 2: "Haha me too..."
Roommate 1: "Oops, that was totally a mexican standoff..."

by thenotoriousdonut March 27, 2016

Shango

A naive and sexually inept person whos over friendly nature with the other sex can lead to them being perceived as a homosexual by the other sex they are trying to sleep with or impress.

"I have been seeing this girl for years and yet to have sex, I have shangoed this girl"
"I think she thinks am shango"
"Is this girl taking me for a shango"

by P83 November 29, 2013

stanford tree

The worst mascot ever created. This is the official mascot of Stanfurd University. It is basically a giant tomato tower covered in trash. It dances like a mental patient at every game. It thinks it's the shit but it really looks like a retard. Go Bears.

The Stanford Tree began dancing the weed-infested Stanfurd bands "All Right Now".

by SacamanoandLomez October 15, 2015

Alexi Stanford

Annoying Spastic Midget. Big teeth, huge teeth. And an annoying laugh.

Melissa: Omg, she is acting like an Alexi Stanford :(
Julia: Yeah, I know. She is so annoying.

by Dr. Meth July 26, 2009