Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.

Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"

by StompLiberals January 22, 2019

Fidget spinner furry gamer

Fidget spinner furry gamer is one of the 4 genders.

YO MY FIDGET SPINNER FURRY GAMER, WANNA PLAY SOME FORTNUT

by The dad that never came back February 22, 2019

Shit spitter

Cunt that talks shit

Shelley is a shit spitter

by selfie-titanium June 22, 2019

Figet spinner

When a male sticks his cock in a female’s belly button and then spins her on it.

Wanna try figet spinner? No thanks, my dick snapped last time

by dontcuminthetoaster April 7, 2020

Shitter Spitter

American for bidet.

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?

by AZDirtySanchez May 18, 2021

midget spinner

A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.

You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!

by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

A spidermom milf that murdered Redglare lmao
Got her arm cut off
Became besties with fucking Darkleer
Got killed by her husbando, The Summoner
She was really into The Dolorosa at one point

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang is such a bitch, but she's a really hot milf

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022