Soggy Handshake

When two men greet each other by jacking each other off while staring in different directions. The men then promptly part ways.

I totally ruined my new suit from that mass Soggy Handshake, but no regrets....

by The Mad Tbagger October 13, 2011

Soggy Mophead

A term to mean someone with a bowl cut style of hair, usually to insult them.

A person with a soggy mophead, bowl cut style of hair.

by wildebeeste November 1, 2011

soggy muffin

A particularly foul and painful yeast infection sometimes resulting in an ungodly smelling doughy residue being emitted from the vagina.

"Hey Linda, have you ever had a soggy muffin?"

by Pirate Suite October 3, 2006

soggy taco

a old whores camel toe

i was working at the bar and a huge soggy taco was dripping all over the place so i got frank to clean it up

by kwonzinsky October 20, 2003

soggy bread

The feeling of the womans vagina in your mouth.

white man: I love eating pussy.
Black man: I don't know how you crackers can eat that soggy bread.

by Edwin ..donkey December 29, 2006

soggy bun

to be put back in your place. yet orginally discribed as a initiation for football players joining a new team
*a term coined by the famous radio duo Roy and HG*

1. "Come on spider have you soggy bun"
"oh where is it?"
"in the toilet!!! where do you think it is?"

2."Come on mate I was right! have your soggy bun!!!!"

by Pete Salsbury June 16, 2007

Soggy Pocket

origin: an actual baked bread roll that is filled with meat, vegetables, etc.. much like a hot pocket. The sauce or meat juices soak out to the bread making it soggy and hard to eat/handle.

Slang: used to describe anything wet, nasty, funky, messy, gross.

"Dude, I hooked up with this hoodrat and when I nailed her, it was like screwin' a soggy pocket"

by Gong Ji May 12, 2007