soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.

Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”

by Fun Dilly Dilly January 03, 2018

soft paws

Someone who can jerk off a guy while he sleeps

I tell you she is a soft paws she wanted me off and I did not wake up

by Adam with olly November 17, 2018

soft restart

where you sign out and back in instead of restarting the computer as a faster but less effective solution to bugs and whatnot

"i just soft restarted my computer. It fixed the problem I had with Fallout New Vegas"

by mantis_shrimp January 10, 2019

Soft Rage

When you’re mad af but maintain proper composure. It’s like rage but soft

I was really mad when Billy broke my favorite glass, but it was more of a soft rage.

by MJBallskin August 16, 2019

soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.

Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"

by bparkzd00d July 22, 2013

Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants

by Jean-Charles December 17, 2018

Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019