common sense

Simple logic. Something that liberals, Communists, Socialists, and most teenagers lack.

Do not stick your penis in the oven.
Do not let psychotic dictators attack you before you remove them from power.
Do not steal from people who earned their money and give it to people who didn't.

by CeLL June 30, 2004

sneaky sensei

When your partner is alseep and you fuck them in the ass then punch them in the kidney and yell "Sensei"

Johnny gave a sneaky sensei to little Mikey. Mikey was very sore in the morning.

by Whitemans Smaljonson January 8, 2007

all dollars no sense

Having alot of money but being very stupid/lacking common sense

Guy 1: "Can you believe people will spend $3000 for a handbag?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, all dollars no sense"

by keepyourmoneyineedchange August 20, 2009

Advanced Common Sense

A fact that is really really obvious, but only after having been pointed out.

Something that makes perfect, blatantly obvious sense, but only after giving it a bit of thought.

Bill: Did you know, when you smell a fart, you're actually smelling little particles of shit that get stuck up your nose.

Ben: Oh yeah! OMG I'd never thought of that before!

Bill: Obvious really; there's a nice bit of advanced common sense for you.

by WarwickAlice February 26, 2010

sense-of-cock

N: A natural appreciation of male genital stimulation.

"The US government is not prepared to schedule bilateral trade negotiations at this time with New Zealand," he said.

"If they posessed either John Howard's or Tony Blair's 'sense-of-cock' they might be in with a chance..."

by Big Tones the knowledgeable November 16, 2003

sense

What most women need beaten into them.

She needs some sense beaten into her.

by Travman December 10, 2002

common sense

1. "Common sense" is something that is no longer "common"; it may have been bred out by rednecks, white supremacists, haters, or plain old "common folk". Maybe it is just ignored as an attempted stand against authority, maybe it is a product of anti-evolution, an anti-sensible change brought about by genetically inept breeding.

EX: Lacking common sense is exemplified by kids run around with sharp scissors or knives, walk in the middle of the road and FULLY EXPECT you to move out of their way - as if the sidewalk needs to be defined on this site before they can figure out that it is to be used by them, and that VEHICLES use the road, stupid parents that don't care, and don't care to know where their kids are lack common sense, drinking and driving. buzz driving, playing Russian Roulette, acceptance of Ebonics as a dialect or urban language is due to a lack of common sense by those who decided it was easier to give up than to teach their students properly, etc... The list goes on and on...

EX 2: It used to be common sense to do a courtesy flush but now when you walk into a bathroom stall (stall) you can't even breath b/c some iggit dropped a bomb sized turd into the toilette and did not flush it. Common sense is something that used to be prevalent in society, as a whole, but through time has diminished greatly for whatever reason.

EX 3: A great example of the lack of common sense is some person looking this definition up as "common cents", as I have heard it referred to, and ironically, I have seen it spelled that way.

by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010