Shredderboarder

A punk skateboarder who hangs out in the back of gas stations smoking weed. Shredderboarders make up for their lack of strength in numbers, they travel in packs usually of 5-15. If you ever see a shredderboarder alone tell him to land a kickflip.(Shredderboarders cannot land the simplest of tricks so they sit back and smoke weed.) Once he fails beat his ass

Person 1: Hey man look there's a group of shredderboarders
Person 2: Look at there gay sweatshirts.
Person 1: Yeah man it must be hard smoking pot all day.
Person 2: Lets freak em out by sounding a police siren!
Person 1: Yeah!! Those shredderboarders will piss themselves!

by blaggleraggleflabalababingbong March 27, 2009

shredding licks

Dividing Pills (Non-medical purpose) into Lickable fun for a group of 2-3.

Dude we only got enough money for one e, Wtf man we are broke. I know instead of getting a job, let's get that one pill and I'll be shredding licks for us.

by Shredding Dick jr. November 5, 2010

Shreddies

After using the public restroom, typically , you use the shitty 1-ply toilet paper and it leave shreds of toilet paper in and/or on your vagina, anus, etc. Solely, because of the low quality of the 1-ply toilet paper.

'I didn't eat anything with fiber on our date last night in hopes of getting dicked down, I didn't want to chance having to take a dump and getting shreddies all over my asshole.'

by calcafggthhbtghrthrthrthh March 8, 2017

shredding

To shred , shred - ding.
-verb
1. (footbag lingo) The act of playing footbag.

see "footbag"

-To shred.
"Ey! Let's shred a little before heading out.".
"Look at me mah, I'm shredding with my footbag".

by Mathieu Latulippe April 23, 2008

shred

Verb
shredding, shredded or shred
1. partying at the most varsity level
2. bizness time with someone
3. to act w/ enthusiasm and vigor

ORIGIN Ugly's, Mt. View, CA; San Francisco

"We shredded the 993 so hard it was lights out for months."

"He's cute, I'm SO gonna shred him."

"Whatever you do, keep shredding!"

"Huey Lewis SHREDS."

"We were shredding so hard we were SNORTING the whiskey."

by Sweetteets January 21, 2009

Shredded Cheese

When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.

Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese.
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!

by Poopooman76 June 24, 2020

shred the gnar

done primarily around brunch time. refers to awesome skills associated with snowboarding and/or the special dance and the randomness of the evening.

"guys, lets go shred the gnar at brunch!"

by Pink House September 1, 2006