Short-bus

Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the short-bus. The bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.

You: You remember Sean Wong?

Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!

You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of us got into.

Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend: Bro...
You: Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*

by Knee_Ghar69 March 27, 2022

short and curly

noun. - A hair folicle which is most noticably not from a chin or human scalp due to its distinct shortness and curl.

Johnny, you didn't clean the bathroom. I found a few short and curlies on the toilet seat.

by Oak1eyman June 4, 2004

Balled Short

the act of having ones testicles removed, by excessive force due to the violent rage of another.

The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles

by Nutlee January 5, 2011

Short Chinned

Lack of jawline, sunken facial expression, normally occurs in the heavy lidded ,thin lipped population. Also occurs in heavy lobbed ,space eyed persons. Inbreeding at it's finest.

Look at him ,he's short chinned like a motherfucker. Must be from Hamilton

by Marie Douglas October 19, 2019

travis short

Travis Short he is a very charming guys usaully a light brown skin he know how to give it to a girl trust me he can go down and not come up.

Girl1: have you seen the new kid at school Travis Short
girl:2 yeah apparently hes really good at everything
girl:1 yeah i heard that too
hes really hot and has light brown skin and he can treat the booty

by Pussy smasher6969 March 3, 2018

Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

short book

Someone who can be easily be read or anticipated.

That Nigga is so short book he ain't fooling nobody

by Djfatbac April 17, 2014