shrek sundae

Green hairy nutes smothered in mud toped with chopped shrek peeped and drizzled in creamy rich onion tasting cum

I love me a Shrek Sundae after sex

by myunclesass August 21, 2018

Hecc a shrek

When someone says this a baby dies.

"You know what keven, go hecc a shrek."

Kevin's daughter dies

by Daddy kinky July 8, 2018

shrek dick

A greenish looking dick

Boi get that ugly ass shrek dick away from me

by Anonymous Confirmed August 23, 2017

Shrek 2

The best thing ever

Omg that is shrek 2

by I_write_on_the_urban_dictionar May 15, 2019

Shrek's swamp

The act of when you "eat" a female's ass and her shitting in the partners mouth.

The Shrek's swamp looked like ice cream in her mouth.

by Shreklord March 12, 2015

shrek butter

A peanut butter alternative made from pistachios.

Bro slap some shrek butter on me appy slices, im allergic to peanuts dawg

by timburtonswillywonka January 18, 2020

Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.

Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.

by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011