“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z November 08, 2007

Rat Scratching

A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!

Hey honey, wanna do some Rat Scratching?

by Trooper1129 December 06, 2019

dead scratch

Start again, rise from the bottom, back on track after serious problems.

If anyone can start over from dead scratch, it's you.

by Lazy Seal May 13, 2018

Scratch-Dick Syndrome

When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.

"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."

"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."

by joshhastheclaphands January 16, 2020

trash scratch

When you catch an STD from dirty trailer trash

Dude, I think destiny gave me the trash scratch!

by Topandtail December 26, 2015

Attention Scratch

A small form of self-mutilation for one to make themselves seem "depressed" and have pity from others. Commonly used amongst kids who seek attention from others.

Andrei: "Why does cutting myself feel so good?"
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."

by Kingoftheozone69 January 11, 2012