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Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.
"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"
by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025
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Salmon

Anakin Skywalker gives that rapey face in episode II, but Luke Skywalker is bare salmon”
by Draconian1346 January 22, 2021
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Salmon Premium

When you knock over a drink or object
"Watch that glass.......smash!!!

Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
by anonymous May 22, 2024
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King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
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spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird
by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021
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Full Salmon

Six term for going hard the wrong way (i.e., upstream).
I’m about to full salmon that ass tonight
by Salmonator1 July 16, 2021
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Salmon

I saw this dude on Grindr wearing all vineyard vines he’s such a salmon.
by Galahad1906 March 29, 2019
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