Some tumblr kid (usually a girl) who likes to think of themselves as a character in a Wes Anderson film. Usually spotted roller skating in circles around thrift shops.
by SweetBabyRaysGourmetSauce November 28, 2018
When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
by QDOGGY February 8, 2023
A Splatoon gaming team with multiple wins and scrim records including every season of LUTI and playing in the E3 world championships. Without the roller blades Splatoon would not even exist.
If the world we're ever to end, I would die with my arms around my Roller Blades signed Splatoon poster.
by Sakurai Sensei May 15, 2019
Typically older gentleman gathered at the Stewart’s shop eating hard rolls and talking about their ailments …
“Those hard rollers are always here talking about their kidney stones and buttering their hard rolls for hours”
by Quinnradio January 29, 2023
A gangster who has gangster like qualities
by Hot roller March 24, 2007
a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.
Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
by wshad3 November 14, 2022