by FP.27 May 28, 2022
The key roller is big and bad. He is head of the table in your social circle and is the master of rolling a fat cigar.
by BBDF63 July 29, 2021
Beware of the roller blinds.
by Pou Nai Yu February 27, 2022
by Cupcakes(; May 21, 2014
Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"
by HannerBananers July 11, 2010
When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.
I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...
by Anaconda243 January 20, 2021
a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.
Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
by wshad3 November 14, 2022